200+ Best Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog (The Ultimate List)

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES – In this article, we will learn and be entertained with the best and the funniest Pinoy knock-knock jokes Tagalog twitter for kids, and adults will brighten your day and bring logical ideas for a lighter life.

In our daily lives, the Tagalog language has been our bread and butter as Filipinos. This language is so colorful that we even twist and turn its syntactic and morphological interpretations.

Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog Sweet

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

Knock knock
Whos there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho! Gwapito raw ako

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Funny Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog Twitter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new toy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?

Teacher Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog

• Knock knock
  Whos there?
  Ke$ha
  Ke$ha who?
  La-Ke$ha layaw, la-Ke$ha layaw jeproks
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  lampara
  lampara who?
  Kaibigan LAMPARA… Kaibigan LAMPARA..
• Knock knock
  who’s there?
  Samsung
  Samsung who?
  Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOL
• Knock knock
  Whos there?
  Neighbor
  Neighbor who?
  Neighbor mind i,ll find someone like youuu
• Knock knock
  Whos there?
  Bwisit to!
  Bwisit to! Who
  Bwisit to! Late now to say sorry

Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Ya.
  Ya who?
  I’m excited to see you too!
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Scold.
  Scold who?
  Scold outside—let me in!
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Convex.
  Convex who?
  Convex go to prison!
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Irish.
  Irish who?
  Irish you a Merry Christmas!
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Loaf
  Loaf who?
  I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.

Knock knock
Whos there?
Nanay ni wally
Nanay ni wally who?
Nanay ni wally na ko sa forever.

Knock knock
Whos there
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask it’s a secret

Knock knock
Whos there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock knock
Whos there
Maling
Maling who
Start twerking like maling

Knock knock
Whos there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

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Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog Para Sa Crush

Knock knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who.

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you. Do you love me too?

Dad Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dishes.
  Dishes who?
  Dish is a nice place!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Althea.
  Althea who?
  Althea later alligator!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Arfur.
  Arfur who?
  Arfur got!
• Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  Otto.
  Otto who?
  Otto know. I forgot.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Yukon.
  Yukon who?
  Yukon say that again!

Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog Para Sa Boyfriend

• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Sa’min na
  Sa’min na who?
  Sa’min na mina eh eh
  Waka waka eh eh!!!
  (Waka Waka by Shakira)
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Talong
  Talong who?
  Anong paki mo talong hair ko?
  Inggit ka lang kase ika’y nakakalbo!
  (Long Hair by Weedd)
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Alipin.
  Alipin who?
  Don’t stop alipin!
  (Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey)
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Sinigang
  Sinigang who?
  Sinigang sandal ka lang
  At wag mong pipigilan
  (Sandalan by 6cyclemind)
• Knock! Knock!
  Who’s there?
  Brunei
  Brunei who?
  May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo
  Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay ko
  (Iingatan ka by Carol Banawa)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interruptin- Mooooo!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Two knee
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.

Knock Knock Jokes Dirty Tagalog

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alipin. Alipin who? Don’t stop alipin! (Don’t Stop Believin’-Journey)

Knock knock. Who’s there? Kokote. Kokote who? Kokote-rrorista! (Harlem Shake- Bauuer)

Knock knock. Who’s there? Samba. Samba who? Tulad mo na may pu-samba-to! (Pusong Bato-Alon)

Knock knock. Who’s there? Abba. Abba who? Abba ng hair! (Haba ng Hair-Rejoice)

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ang ticket, haba. Ang ticket, haba who? Ang ticket haba heart attack! (Heart Attack-Demi Lovato)

Family Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Watson.
  Watson who?
  Watson TV right now?
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Anee.
  Anee who?
  Anee one you like!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Spell.
  Spell who?
  W. H. O.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Etch.
  Etch who?
  Bless you!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Mary.
  Mary who?
  Mary Christmas!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Annie.
  Annie who?
  Annie thing you can do I can better!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Wa.
  Wa who?
  What are you so excited about?!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Quiche.
  Quiche who?
  Can I have a hug and a quiche?
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Hike.
  Hike who?
  I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  A little old lady.
  A little old lady who?
  Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock Knock Jokes Songs

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A toy a leaf
A toy a leaf who?
A toy a leaf in mo kahit hindi batid
Aaminin ko minsan ako’y manhid
(Alipin by Shamrock)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
7 + 7 + 7
7 + 7 + 7 who?
7 + 7 + 7… 21
7 + 7 + 7 You gotta ring the alarm
7 + 7 + 7 We 21
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
(Fire by 2ne1)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kamuning!
Kamuning who?
Kamuning get me, get me! Baby, I’m yours, Kamuning get me
(Get Me by MYMP)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sisig na hipon!
Sisig na hipon who?
Sisig na hipon, let’s get on down
Sige na, sige na, sige na, sige na, hah…
(Yugyugan Na by Pot)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dina Bonnevie, Gary V.
Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. who?
Dina Bonnevie my lover
You gotta Gary V. my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
(Wanna Be by Spice Girls)

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lactum. Lactum who? I Lactum move it move it!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga who? Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Neighbor Neighbor who? Neighbor mind, I’ll find someone like you (Someone like you – Adele)

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sana close Sana close who? Sana Close is coming to town (Santa Close is coming to town)

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cabalen Cabalen who? Cabalen bilinan ng lola wag uminom ng serbesa (Laklak – Teeth)

Knock Knock Jokes For Boyfriend

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!

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Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited, too!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.

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