2800+ Best Tagalog Jokes, Questions And Quotes

TAGALOG JOKES – In this article, we will learn and be entertained with the best funny Pinoy jokes or knock-knock jokes Tagalog, questions, and quotes will brighten your day and bring logical ideas for a lighter life.

In our daily lives, the Tagalog language has been our bread and butter as Filipinos. This language is so colorful that we even twist and turn its syntactic and morphological interpretations. We assume since you’re here that you’re looking for Tagalog jokes which would make you laugh hard.

We Filipinos are undeniably happy people. During difficulties and relief Pinoy jokes never go out of our veins. Knock-knock jokes, corny jokes, funny or super nakakatawang jokes, questions, and quotes just name it. Nothing could slip away from a funny and humorous Pinoy.

Funny Tagalog Logic Questions With Answers

• LOGIC Questions: Anu ito? Malambot na parang ulap, Kasama q sa pangarap.
  • Answer: Unan
• LOGIC Question: Kung kailan mo pinatay, saka pa humaba ang buhay. 
  • Answer: kandila
• LOGIC Question: Baboy ko sa pulo, ang balahibo’y pako. 
  • Answer: langka
• LOGIC Question: Pagkagat ng Madiin naiiwan ang ngipin.Anu ito?
  • Answer: Stapler
• LOGIC Question: Dumaan ang hari, nagkagatan ang mga pari. Anu ito?
  • Answer: siper

Knock knock Jokes Tagalog

Knock knock
Whos there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho! Gwapito raw ako

Whos there?
Tokneneng
Tokneneng who?
Tokneneng to me tururuttuturururut

Knock knock
who’s there?
Samsung
Samsung who?
Samsung mga daliri kamay at paa LOL

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES TAGALOG

Knock knock
Whos there?
Neighbor
Neighbor who?
Neighbor mind i,ll find someone like youuu

Knock knock
Whos there?
lyca
Lyca who?
Lyca virgin touched for the very first time hihihi

Tagalog Jokes for Kids

The teacher asks her pupils what they want to be in the future… Kiko: I want to be a lawyer Juan: I want to be a doctor Nene: I want to be a mother Pedro: I want to help Nene

“The prefix “BI” is used to describe things that come in two’s like BIcycle, BIfocal, and BInary. Can you give me an example Juan?” JUAN: (lunok) “Ma’am.. B*YAG?”

Teacher: Write a sentence ending with HAND. Juan: My penis in ur hand! The teacher slapped Juan… Juan: Sorry I forgot to put space between pen and is…^_^

Funny Jokes Tagalog And Questions

Joke Qoutes Tagalog

Good News: Nakuha kang model ng sabon. Bad News: Ikaw yung germs!

Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!”

Teacher: Give me colors that begin with letter M Pupil: Maroon! Teacher: What else? Ngongo: Mlue, Mlawn, Mlack, Mink, Maiolet Teacher: Melygood! Malakmakan!!

More Comedy Tagalog Jokes

Titser: Class, what is ETHICS? Pilo:Etiks are smaller than ducks. Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.

Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir? Sir: What are my choices? Stewardess: Yes or No.

Pedro: Pre, Kelan birthday mo? Juan: August 30, pre. Pedro: Anong taon? Juan: Syempre, taun-taon! Alanganamang sometimes, diba? Wag kang tanga!

Tagalog Jokes Questions And Answers

• Question: Anong room ang walang ding-ding at pinto?
  • Answer: Eh di MUSHROOM!
• Question: Bakit madaling timbangin ang mga isda?
  • Answer: Kasi may sarili silang SCALES!
• PINOY JOKES
• Question: Ano ang favorite sport ni Dracula?
  • Answer: Eh di BAT-MINTON!
• Question: Anong ring ang pa-kwadrado?
  • Answer: Eh di BOXING RING!

Jokes Tagalog Quotes Funny

Erap: Magkano ba yan? Tindera: 100 pesos lang Erap: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko. Tindera: Bakit para sa computer nyo?

Basag “You are good looking!” It’s good to answer with, “Thank you, SANA IKAW DIN!” Tama ba?

I Love Math Meryenda Almusal Tanghalian Hapunan

Tagalog Jokes For Her to Make Her Laugh Hard

• Tricky funny question: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?
  • Answer: Sunog! XD
• Tricky funny question: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?
  • Answer: Sa motel? XD
• Tricky funny question: Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?
  • Answer: Yung tangkay? XD
• Tricky funny question: Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.
  • Answer: T@e! XD

Funny Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES TAGALOG

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.

These funny Pinoy Knock knock jokes are from proudpinoy.ph

Funny Pinoy Jokes

Teacher: Arnold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?? Arnold: A teacher!!!

If only I’m an angel, I’ll protect you, I’ll lend you my wings. I’ll watch over you but I’m not an angel………… pero may hawig naman……..,’DIBA ?!? pwe pwe pwe

PINOY JOKES Wife: Gusto kong magpadagdag ng boobs……. Husband: Ha….. di ba masagwa yon, magiging tatlo.

Mabentang Tagalog Jokes

Here are some Tagalog jokes for you to enjoy. Read and laugh at our super nakakatawang funny Pinoy jokes and share them with the people you love to spread love.

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa
Advantage: ‘Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
Disadvantage: ‘Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan Parin!

Tanong: Anong pool ang pwedeng tulugan?
Sagot: Eh di Pool-ding bed!

Tanong: Anong pool naman ang paborito kung pasko?
Sagot: Eh di delicious a-pool!

Tanong: Anong pool naman ang ibinibigay sa mga sexing Babae?
Sagot: Ano pa, eh di si-pool!

See also: Top 10 Best Dirty Pick Up Lines in Tagalog

Filipino Jokes – Weird Questions

• Bakit basa ang tubig?
• Inaanay ba ang bahay ng mga anay?
• Bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?
• Bakit di pwede magpuyat sa umaga?
• Ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din?
• Pwede ba mag tsaa kapag coffee break?

Pinoy Jokes Compilation

Preso: Warden, may last request po ako…
Warden: Ano yun?
Preso: Hawakan nyo naman kamay ko, moral support ba!

Binata: Ale, liligawan ko po ang anak nyo.
Ale: Wag muna, nag-aaral pa siya.
Binata: Sige po kapag uwian na lang nila!

Ang Alamat ng Santol
Guy 1: Pre, anong puno ‘yon?
Guy 2: Sa’n tol?
Guy 1: Ahhh!

Wife: Gusto kong magpadagdag ng boobs.
Husband: Ha? Di ba masagwa yon, magiging tatlo?

Dear Teh
Dear Teh
Dear Teh
Sabi ni Mommy Dionisia sa mga Apo nya na naglalaro sa madume.

See also: Best Logic Questions Tagalog At Sagot

Mabentang Jokes Tagalog With Answers

• Tanong: Ano English ng, “baka maswerte ako?”
  Sagot: Beef Lucky Me!
• Tanong: Sinong artista ang maramig ngipin?
  Sagot: Si Mateeth
• Tanong: Bakit nagalit ang nanay na centipede?
  Sagot: Kasi nagpabili anak nya ng sapatos
• Tanong: Ano tawag sa lalaking shrimp?
  Sagot: He-pon

Tagalog Hugot Jokes And Quotes – Juan And Pedro Jokes

• Juan: San ka galing?
  Pedro: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
  Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
  Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh… Lumalaban!
• Pedro: Ang sakit-sakit tol! bakit iniwan niya ako?
  Juan: Bakit? Saan ba dapat kayo pupunta?
• Teacher: Juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay.
  Pedro: Ahem! Ang Tatay ay nadapa. “Tayo, Tay! Tayo, Tay!”
• FUNNY JOKES TAGALOG
• Teacher: Juan i-English mo eto.
  Juan: What Ma’am?
  Teacher: Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang naglakad.
  Juan: The wak wak weak weak wok wok.

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